Sunday, January 13, 2013

My red-haired Russian rises from the ashes

Dear Zuri,

Remember Viktor from that first night when I met you? The red-haired Russian who’s studying architecture at the U of MN?

Well, he’s moving into the other half of my duplex! I mean, what’s there not to like about a guy who can cook a nice hot meal and tinker under the hood of my 1968 Volvo?

Actually, it’s quite a story. You see, his apartment building burned to the ground three days after Xmas. They determined the cause of the fire was unattended candles in a first floor apartment.

Viktor's apartment building burned to the ground three days after Xmas
Fortunately, he and everyone in the building got out OK as it was 8 in the morning. True to form, Viktor was at the gym, working on his amazing pec’s and biceps!

But the bad news is that he lost literally everything he had brought from Moscow and accumulated here in the fire, including that sexy turtleneck sweater he wore the night he came over and cooked for me. I already went out and got him a Loro Piana cashmere sweater. I mean, a Vaping Vamp’s next-door man should always dress in style!

He has made quite a few friends in the last several months, and I’ve organized a fund-raiser for him next Friday night. I’ll tell you all about it next weekend!


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