I Believe Every Vaping Vamp Should Have a Plan B. And Then Some.
(Note from Vita: Listen to "Plan B - She Said" by Ill Manors when you read this blog.)As a Vaping Vamp, I’m all for Plan B.
I’m also all for Plans C, D, E – all the way up to Z. Because Plan A usually doesn’t work out.
I have a worse case than the seven year itch. My itches last closer to three and a half. Weeks, that is. They last three and a half weeks.
So I can potentially go through half the alphabet in less than a year.
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As a Vaping Vamp, I'm all for Plan B. I'm also in favor of Plans C, D and E. |

Note to all men: you should NEVER make a vamp wait.
Pretty soon, he’s tripping over his two “best” feet. And then both he and I realize he just won’t measure up.
Now lest you think I am a vicious vamp, I let him down gently. I accept his apology. I never hold a grudge. I smile pleasantly and enjoy the rest of our date, knowing it'll be our last.
Meanwhile, Plan B is starting to look better and better. We're texting each other, and I’m leading Plan B to think that he could potentially move into Plan A position.
Of course, I’m doing the same thing with Plans C through Z. It’s a carefully calculated juggling game that requires the skills only a vamp has. Skills of flirtation and finesse. Tact and diplomacy.

I’ve been quoted saying, “I give all of my rejected lovers a second chance. I see how well they perform doing yard work.”
Well, you should see how many men are working in my yard these days!
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